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8 Reasons why Kashmir won't say No to India
Avinash Subramaniam
Sep 22, 2014, 07:44 PM | Updated Feb 19, 2016, 06:46 PM IST
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Now that the Scots have voted to stay with Britain, it may be worthwhile to look at Kashmir, especially when a young handsome Pakistani man from a certain political family who should be spending his youth having fun and enjoying his wealth, instead of publicly displaying his general ignorance and immaturity, makes statements a certified imbecile will hesitate to utter.
Here are some reasons why it makes no sense for Kashmiris to secede, while Bilawal goes for certification.
1. Achche din
No more Gandhi Family calling the shots, which will come as a mighty relief to Kashmiris.
2. Bilawal Bhutto
It’s clear from his recent harebrained comments that Master Bhutto is not going to leave them in peace.
3. Pakistan
It’s clear from Bilawal Bhutto’s harebrained comments that Pakistan will not leave Kashmir in peace.
4. China
It’s clear from past performance that China won’t leave puny little Kashmir in peace either. For details, please contact Arunachal Pradesh.
5. Afghanistan
Do you want to be a small country bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan and India and China on all four sides instead of part of big and relatively safer India?
6. The United States of America
If you are a small country bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan and China, USA will not leave you in peace.
7. Russia
Oh, and if you are a small country bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan and China, which USA will not leave in peace, Russia will also want to meddle in your affairs.
8. Pakistan, China, Afghanistan, United States of America, Russia
If Pakistan, China, Afghanistan, United States of America and Russia are going to meddle in your affairs, what chance do you have of thriving as an independent country?
And that’s why India should go for a referendum and put an end to young Master Bhutto’s plans for Kashmir once and for all, among other things.
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